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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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