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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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