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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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