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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻
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