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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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