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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗
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