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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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