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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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