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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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