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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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