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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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