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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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