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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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