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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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