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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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