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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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