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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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