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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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