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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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