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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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