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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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