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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊
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