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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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