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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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