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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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