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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Spock eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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