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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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