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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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