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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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