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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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