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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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