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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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