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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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