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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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