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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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