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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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