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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺
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