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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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