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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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