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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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