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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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