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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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