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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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