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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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