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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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