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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦
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