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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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