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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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