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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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