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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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