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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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