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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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