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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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