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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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